The Klöckner from Instagram

The world is facing ever new challenges. 300,000 years of human history has been a success story, but right now we feel more like an ancient cell phone without a charging cable — we're running out of breath. This requires innovation. We need fresh ideas and staff that is hip, fresh, dynamic, effective, cost-effective and competent. And what do we have?

The federal government! So Friedrich Merz and Lars Klingbeil. Almost fat and dumb of the 21st century.

And this is how the DISTEL ensemble itself takes care of the pressing problems of the time. Whether it's demographic change, globalization, special funds, high egg prices, war, recession, lack of skilled workers — none of this is a problem for Nancy, Stefan and Timo.

Guaranteed to be more humorous than the Federal Government and more successful simply because one thing is guaranteed not to happen:

That Klöckner rings three times.