The pain therapy

The smallest GroKo of all time wants to govern the country. There is bound to be a headwind, as the debate culture in Parliament has reached rock bottom. The language skills of many backbenchers are now worse than those of Bushido and Dieter Bohlen. Well below sea level, in other words.

A seminar is needed! Trust exercises, confrontations, building bridges. And this is how three members of the Bundestag are appointed to deal with pain management.

But not only that, because the chancellor also practices anger management — until the therapy robot blows out. Markus Söder, Heidi Reichinnek and Mrs. Strack-Zimmermann compete in farewell to their parties, while Lars Klingbeil prints promissory notes for the federal budget. It's lucky that Peter Zwegat can no longer intervene.

In pain therapy, you will witness how closely dream and trauma lie together, because in every pain... there is a bit of merz.

But don't worry: The difference between pain and joking is only one letter.