Mirja Bös — carpfe diem

Come on! Be amazed!

See the last, real, still alive Mirja Bös!

Only Mirja Bös is a mother, a band tormentor and, above all, she is even older since her last tour! Insane!

That's why the Queen of Nonsense says from now on: “Carpfe Diem — Suck the day! ”

It makes absolutely no sense, but it's a lot of fun. Experience Mirja Bös trapped in the horror telephone queue.

If you want to hang yourself, press 1.

Also on offer: The epic battle of a brave housewife with the absolute evil final boss of civilization: The shower squeegee!

By the way, Mirja would pull it through the face of the next coffee Jesus if the self-proclaimed barista savior preached something super clever about aluminum-free coffee pods.

But everything else is very harmonious in their new program! Honestly!

Good — their band, the HonkeyDonkeys, is on the neck of course... but otherwise — soooooooo harmonious!

“Carpfe Diem — Suck the Day” — the new program!

It could also have been: “eel inclusive” or “pike irresistible” or “Zicke Zacke, Zicke Zacke, Koi, Koi, Koi” but that would be silly.