Best of the Worst: I Bought a Motorcycle That's a Vampire (Talk Show)

Nick Noddy Oddie, a motorcycle courier from Birmingham, buys a second-hand Norton Commando for priceless and brings it back to life — more literally than he might suppose. The machine avoids daylight, roams the streets on its own at night and deals with the gang responsible for the death of its previous owner and anyone who stands in its way with extreme brutality. As the number of victims begins to rise, Noddy enlists the help of a police inspector and a priest ready to carry out the exorcism. Because sometimes a simple visit to a mechanic is not enough.

“I Bought a Motorcycle That's a Vampire” is a British horror comedy in which a satanic ritual, a gang of bikers and vampiric regulars meet pub humor, practical gore effects, and a machine armed with spikes and a toothed spotlight. The film with joyful impudence pushes the boundaries of absurdity, serving up bloody chases, gruesome gags and a priest trying to exorcise a two-wheeled demon. It's hard to imagine a better Halloween screening: it's demonic, disgusting, shamelessly stupid, and hellishly funny.

Dirk Campbell's film hit British cinemas in 1990, but was not very successful at first. Over time, however, it gained the status of a cult peculiarity of British B-class cinema, and its collector's editions allowed subsequent generations of viewers to discover it. His greatest strength remains a deliberately ludicrous idea, realized in the setting of a grim, urban horror, and the performances of Neil Morrissey, Michael Elphick and Anthony Daniels as an eccentric priest fighting a motorcycle powered by human blood.

dir. Dirk Campbell horror, comedy | United Kingdom | 1990

101 min

language: English

subtitles: polskie

WHAT ARE THE BEST OF THE WORST MOVIES?

The best of the worst is a series of B-class cinema screenings, iconic disasters, cinematic oddities and productions as bad as they are good. The show features both old American science fiction films with aliens and flying saucers suspended on strings, as well as the hit action movies of the 80s, horror films with rubber monsters, forgotten VHS oddities, and titles that are not easily classified - except that they are best viewed together.

Low budgets, absurd dialogues, peculiar acting, illogical plots, unsuccessful special effects, but also the enormous commitment of the creators and a sincere passion for cinema - these are just some of the features of the films presented as part of the series. The best of the Worst since 2015 awaken in the audience a love of B-class cinema and show that a cinematic failure can sometimes be more memorable than many polished successes.

The originator and programmer of the series is Monika Stolat, and the organizer is Nowa Aleksandria.

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