Slaughterplate — The Final Account 2026

The anniversary tour — Slaughterplate turns 20!

20 years and not a bit quiet! The legendary slaughter platter is back: Like every year, the Cologne cabaret artist Robert Griess has gathered three great colleagues around him to spark high comedy from all the topics that otherwise only make you in a bad mood — satire, true to the motto “Whoever honors holy cows is pious. If you slaughter sacred cows, you will be satisfied! ”

It's billed — with everything that defined the year 2026 and set the world in turmoil: Whether the 2nd season of “Games of Trump” or the ICE train monster that eats up the failed railroad trains. Is Europe a shared flat or an owners' association? Will the Bundeswehr be ready for war in time? Is the secession of East Germany by the AfD imminent? What kind of soccer World Cup was that? And anyway: Has everyone been fooled — except us?

Everything that came across as stupid, stupid and wrong in 2026 is satirically hopped and disposed of. As always, served with all the ingredients needed to make a hearty slaughter platter: From sarcastic stand-up monologue to satirical mass scene, from socio-critical song to fun skit, nothing is left out to get the audience racing at the highest level for two hours.

Robert Griess is one of the hottest political cabaret artists in the Republic and, according to Kölner Stadt-Anzeiger, has “the fastest and cheekiest mouth in Cologne.”

Nora Böckler (Cologne) is a Rhenish comic bomb with a Swabian immigrant background that parodies everything that is not on the trees in Drei.

Gilly Alfeo (Cologne) shaped the Springmaus ensemble for 22 years, was most recently part time president of the STUNK SESSION and is also an outstanding musician.

Hosea Ratschiller (Vienna) is a world-famous, multi-award-winning humor specialist in Austria, inspires with complex humor, language wit and an astute view of grievances in this country from outside.

Together, the Fantastischen Vier des Kabarett present the wildest satire show west of the Volga and east of the Mississippi!

The cabaret quartet:

Gilly Alfeo, Nora Böckler, Robert Griess (Cologne), Hosea Ratschiller (Vienna)