Thou Shalt Sit The F*** Down

Will is not just a professional. He is THE professional. Booked every weekend. Rarely fazed by anything. Special requests? Piece of cake. And he stays primed and raring to go by religiously following his “10 commandments”.

But when his boss makes him train up a gorgeous twinky newbie, the rulebook gets thrown out the window, and Will finds his firm routine isn’t as rock solid as he thought...

Loosely based on real experiences, ‘Thou Shalt Sit The F*** Down’ is a filthy, queer comedy featuring Australian daddies, pretentious kids, and, of course, bubbles (because everyone loves bubbles).

Get ready to be catapulted into the awkward, outrageous, and outright ridiculous world of children’s entertainment in this sharp queer one-person show that pulls no punches.